(or how to move onto a sailboat) With the advent of our 50th birthdays came the usual sorts of life evaluations that one goes through. At what have I succeeded? What contributions have I made? What do I have left that I want to do before I die? Living on the water was high on both our lists. For any who share the dream, and for our family members who might not understand, this is our story. We don't know where it will take us, but welcome along for the ride!
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
A Catamaran would be very useful about now...
Friday, February 8, 2008
Florida again
So there I was in Florida again, sitting in a hotel room for a day with nothing much to do. I was supposed to be reviewing a final (final) report to the powers-that-be about a replacement airplane. (A task that truly falls into the beating-a-dead-horse category.) But fortunately it hadn’t been sent to me yet. On a lark I decided to head back to the dock where I got to look at a couple of boats a few weeks ago. I didn’t bother to call a broker, just showed up and asked the nice folks behind the desks if I could poke around. They said sure, look all you want and try not to fall in.
Tied up along the dock was a Lagoon 380, a Fountaine Pajot and a brandy new Lagoon 420. While I was poking around a couple of guys showed up and started untying the Fountaine to pull it down the dock to make room for another boat that was due in. At first they turned down my offer to help but then one of them damn near ended up in the water tugging on a stern line. Suddenly an extra pair of hands to manhandle 38 feet of catamaran around seemed like a good idea. A few minutes after the boat was safely and securely tied off another brandy new Lagoon 420 motored up the canal to the dock. Five or six people jumped ashore after it was tied off including the gentleman who had been taken out on the just completed sea trail; seems he is thinking about writing them a check.
Most of the party moved off to the office but one young man stayed behind, Ben, who (it turns out) is the warranty coordinator for Lagoon in south Florida. Cool beans. He showed me around the new 420 and we got to chatting about the kinds of things that break on new that end up as warranty claims. Minor stuff mostly, but the two 420s sitting at the dock were apparently the first of their size fitted with dual 40 HP diesel engines with a separate generator located in the cockpit. Other 420s are hybrids. Like hybrid cars they have a single small generator that charges batteries; batteries that are then used to power electric drives for the propellers. Under sail the motors become generators with the spinning props providing the force to recharge the batteries. It all sounds pretty cool to me but apparently all this complex electrical equipment, complete with computer driven controls for charging and discharging batteries, is not particularly suited for a salt-water environment. The boat itself proved to be very popular in spite of the problems, thus the decision by Lagoon to offer the diesel option. Anyway, Two-Hulls buys these boats on spec, having them delivered to the US for display and sale. (If I had the money I would have written them a check!)
During our conversation Ben told me that they had a new Lagoon 440 coming in. In fact it was due to dock in just a couple of minutes. And by “coming in” he meant just that. The boat had departed France on December 10 with a crew of 4 and was working its way up the canal. Sure enough a big cat came motoring around the bend in the waterway just a few minutes later.
All of the rest of the crew that had been on the 420 was back on the dock by then. We had been standing around telling stories; me of airplanes and them of boats. Several of them know something of airplanes, though they were much more impressed with the idea that I fly a Citation V then I am. The arrival of the 440 interrupted our tall tales. The crew starting tossing lines, reversing engines, hanging fenders and generally making a pretty good show of bringing an ocean crossing voyage to an end. It was all good fun. One thing that struck me was that nearly everyone around spoke with a pretty noticeable Aussi accent; on French boats being delivered to the US. It turns out the delivery crews are all contracted though a British company, and they hire Aussi captains. Apparently Aussi’s are the New England Patriots of the sailing world. Who knew?
Even with the 440 at the dock I couldn’t get on it since it hadn’t cleared customs yet. I could see quite a bit though, and it is sure a nice looking boat. The delivery crew needed to go to customs as well, so I didn’t get a chance to talk with them for very long. I was a bit amazed at the very low-key attitude. They were literally getting off the boat for the first time in some 40+ days yet from their demeanor one would think they had just come in from an afternoon’s easy sail down the ICW. According to the guy that was at the helm when they docked the trip as “A bit alright.”
But come to think of it I can be the same way after a night approach down to minimums. Fun for me, not particularly difficult, and something I like to do. I am having trouble getting my head around the idea that sailing a brand new boat from France to the US in the middle of the winter is not particularly difficult. I guess its all what you are used to.
Monday, October 29, 2007
Stuff-and-Such
1. If your garage burned down and you never had a chance to look in these boxes you'd never miss what was inside of them. The matches mocked me every time I passed them throughout the day.
2. Personal shredders should have been invented a long time ago.
3. If your child asks you if she can store something at your house, tell her that if it's not important enough for her to have in her house, it's not important enough for you to have in your garage.
4. Spiders already have enough homes to live in without you providing a box of Christmas ornaments that you never intend to use.
5. I could buy a lot of stuff for a boat with the money I would have saved not renting storage centers over the years.
6. If I haven't opened a box in 3 moves I should throw it away immediately.
7. Never ever should I let things or the acquiring of them become more important than people.
Don't get me wrong. Not all "things" collected are bad. Objects have a tremendous power to connect us to memories of good times past and to people we love. I tore open one box of things I'd saved for the kids' kids only to find mixed in with the stuffed animals an old, ratty red hooded sweatshirt that belonged to my mother. She wore it in a picture that I have of her raking leaves on a beautiful fall day. It was one of the last healthy, happy days of her life before she had her stroke. I cried for half an hour. The key is in determining what things are worth saving and what things are not, and the reality of it is that, in the end, we can take nothing with us at all. So as I begin the long, long (did I say long?) process of reduction, I'm trying on the liveaboard life a little at a time, anticipating the tremendously liberating feeling of living life as it should be - hard work with your hands, a close tie to nature, and time with loved ones. It just doesn't get much better than that.
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Not just pictures but real boats!
Sunday, October 14, 2007
ASA 103
Really sailing a boat, some...
But sadly enough it was an old hat and baby Neptune must have gotten tired of it. By mid-afternoon the wind had faded. Though we tried to sail home for a while “wing-on-wing” with the light puffs of wind behind us, eventually we admitted the obvious; that we weren’t actually going much of anywhere and all of us would be late for work the next morning if we didn’t fire up the “iron spinnaker.” (Otherwise known as the motor.)
We gained the dock among a small squadron of sailboats all put-putting home with sails stowed. But for a short time we were really sailing.
So now we have about 32 hours of time on the boat with another 8 or so hours of classroom time; for a total of about 40 hours. The same amount of time it takes to get a private pilot’s rating. Just like flying, I think I’ve learned enough about sailing to go out now and teach myself how to do it. And I hope I do a better job then some of the other classes who have used this boat have done. We got to the boat yesterday to find one of the stanchions broken off and a long, wide, unsightly scrape down the port side of the boat. It looks to me like someone dragged it along the dock and hooked the stanchion on something, though the story is someone broke it off trying to keep the boat off the dock.
There are two cables that run around the perimeter of the boat called “lifelines.” These lines are held up by little fence-post looking things called stanchions. The lifelines are actually no such a thing. They are more like a “remind you that you are about to fall off the boat” lines. I think their real purpose is to make sure that you hit the water headfirst if you actually do fall overboard, since they are set right about knee high. They look cool though, and if you get heeled over far enough you drag to bottoms of the stanchions in the water. But apparently you can’t push a boat around with a stanchion without breaking it off.
In addition to a broken stanchion, (one that held a pulley block for the rolling the jib by the way) the handle on the head door fell off during our day. This could have been a minor annoyance to anyone who pulled the door to latch behind them. The good news is that the head has an opening hatch, and we could have handed the handle into sailor trapped in the head. Anyway, the boat only lists for $100,000 or so, so what’s a broken stanchion here or a latch falling off there? If I had a ton of money I’d still buy the thing just to learn on. I would hope to get a little off the list price though.
Friday, October 5, 2007
Machine lust
Though living on a catamaran someday is the goal, I find myself reading up on little (less than 30 feet, more than 20 feet) mono-hulls with the idea that a “starter boat” in the lake around here might be a good idea. I’ve always heard that a boat is a hole in the water into which people throw large sums of money. But hell, I used to own two airplanes so how bad can a boat actually be? (Besides, I don’t have large sums of money. Once having had two airplanes might have something to do with that state of affairs.) It would be good practice. Not only might I actually get a chance to sail a boat when the wind is blowing, (next weekend is not looking too promising in the wind blowing department) but I can learn things like what it takes to keep a boat floating with all of its systems working. Another reason for a slightly large beginner’s rig, it has to have some of the systems on it that a cruiser boat would have. If it’s not on the boat it can’t break. But if it doesn’t break I don’t get a chance to learn how to fix it. And of course that is just what I need, more practice fixing things. (The little Zuki is running, the Beemer clutch / oil leak is the next project.)
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Why?
Sunday, September 23, 2007
The Next Step
http://www.american-sailing.com/asa_standards/standard_basic_coastal_cruising.html
The class will be October 12-14 and we're hoping that this time we have a little more wind than the last time! We will have the same teacher (which I'm really excited about because she was great) and the same boat. It should be an amazing day with the leaves turning.
I also added a link to a site for one of the boats that we're looking at. It's a lot of fun to drool over. It would have to be used though - definitely can't afford a new one!
Thursday, September 20, 2007
A Good Book
Now I'm reading "At the Mercy of the Sea" by John Kretschmer (ISBN 978-0-07-149887-6), the antithesis of the previous yarn, which has me riding out terrifying nightmares of hurricanes at sea.
I've chosen both books in an attempt to be realistic about my expectations, aware that while everyone seeks the romance of the sail, there are both inconvenient and dangerous aspects to cruising on a sailboat. I decided this is a price I'm willing to pay to squeeze every last drop of living out of whatever days the Lord may grace me with.
Monday, September 17, 2007
Thoughts over a cup of coffee...
In the cabin was everything you usually use in a day, bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, a place to sit at a table and even a desktop where one could work at a computer. There were lights and though this one had no heat or air-conditioning a larger boat would. We were out in the toolies so there was no Internet access, but that was a function of where the boat was parked, not the boat itself. There was even a bulkhead, (if one were so inclined) to hang a nice, flat-screen TV to play movies, and power to run it. It was all just really close together.
So I look around this house, which is the nicest house we have ever had and I really love it. We have this perfect, huge bedroom with a lot of floor space I rarely walk on. It has a walk in closet full of clothes I never wear. We have 2 ½ bathrooms, an empty bedroom, and a bedroom with 3 desks, two bookshelves, and two computers. We have a living room with two couches, tables, and a fireplace. (I love the fireplace.) And we have the coolest back yard in the Central West end, to say nothing of my garage. Why even think of not living here?
And yet… The backyard of the boat is the ocean, or the shore, or the lake, or whatever part of this huge planet you happen to have sailed to. I have the coolest back yard in the C.W.E. but the cockpit of a boat is the coolest front yard I have ever seen. A slightly bigger boat, (say a 38 foot Cat) would have plenty of room for things like books and tools, even bicycles and snorkeling gear. (I think my SCUBA diving days are over just because I’m not sure I want to go through the hassle of getting another certification.) And though I would miss my garage, I would be living on this huge machine with two engines, electrical systems, and all kinds of stuff I would get to tinker with all the time.
Living compact, light if you would, mobile, mostly self-contained, with the wind and the waves rather than isolated from them; I have to admit the idea is growing ever more alluring.
Then again, maybe I am just nearly as nutty as some people have always thought? Anyway, off to work…
Sunday, September 16, 2007
At least I know what I'm trying to do.
The name “grinders” comes from sticking a big crank handle in the top of a mechanical winch (the boat had 4 of them) and working it to tighten up various ropes (called “sheets” for reasons completely unknown to me). These “sheets’ are used to put tension on the sails which is called “trimming.” A person using the handle - to turn the winch - to tighten the sheet - which pulls on the sail - to set the trim; looks like a person working a giant, old-fashioned coffee grinder, and it sounds sort of like one as well. Trimming changes the shape of the sail and allows them to use the wind more efficiently. Use the wind more efficiently and you go fast.
“Fast” is of course a relative term. On water it turns out there is a maximum speed any sailboat can go no matter how hard you push it, a speed which is equal to 1.34 * the square root of the length of the low water line in feet. The boat we were on today had a top speed of about 6.83 knots, a blazing 5.9 mph! Who would have thought that 5.9 mph was nearly as fun as 120 mph on a GSXR 1000? (I’m sure someone is thinking, “And a damn sight safer to boot.” Hi Mom.) And really, because of the light winds today, the best speed we made was right around 2 ½ mph. Neither Deb’s nor my motorcycle will actually do just 2 ½ mph unless you ride the brakes and badly abuse the clutch. In a sailboat in light winds it is a respectable speed and we were all quite pleased with ourselves for getting the boat to go at such an amazing pace using nothing but a gentle breeze. (We did get a good laugh when a butterfly PASSED us on an upwind tack.)
The day started with a review and a written test. Deb (of course) aced the test and scored the first 100% that our instructor had ever handed out. I (of course) didn’t score 100. In my defense let me say I have taken dozens of written tests over my carrier as a pilot and long ago gave up caring what the actual score was, as long as it says “passed” at the top of the page. And well, as most of you figured out a long time ago, Deb is smarter than I am.
So after two days of being on a boat I am smitten once again with a bad case of machine lust. (To complement my apparently permanent case of wanderlust.) Airplanes. Motorcycles. And now its boats. Not just any kind of boats either, but big, beautiful sailing type boats that cost more than a house. I don’t know if we can ever make it happen, but it looks like we are going to give it a try. I guess the worst that can befall us is we go broke and get wet.
Been broke. Been wet too. So I guess we’ll see.











